That movie will win multiple Razzies.
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As much as I and others complain about every movie being a Marvel movie, there are literally 850 new barely-any-conflict Christmas rom-barely-coms in the style of Hallmark out this month. 850. No less. I’m pretty sure all three of the meditation apps I have installed on my phone released one. Gore Tex’s Twitter account released two.
I’m surprised no one here has been asked to be in one. Even LA has to be running out of actors no one has ever seen before, which seems to be a critical component.
My parents are always watching one. And I get pulled in by all my notes above. Now every feed I have is pimping six of them.
I’m surprised no one here has been asked to be in one. Even LA has to be running out of actors no one has ever seen before, which seems to be a critical component.
My parents are always watching one. And I get pulled in by all my notes above. Now every feed I have is pimping six of them.
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Emily the Criminal is a really good straightforward hour and a half crime move with a bit of social commentary mixed in. Aubrey Plaza is great in it. Wanted to see it in theaters but it’s on Netflix now.
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It sounds kind of like this movie I just made up called Criminal Christmas starring Amber Penzo. Big city lawyer Sarah goes back home where she is mistakenly arrested by handsome (but not, like, established series regular handsome) and newly single deputy Chris (played by Chris Terrywick) for stealing the town's Christmas wreath.ghostrunner wrote: ↑December 11 22, 12:13 pmEmily the Criminal is a really good straightforward hour and a half crime move with a bit of social commentary mixed in. Aubrey Plaza is great in it. Wanted to see it in theaters but it’s on Netflix now.
If these movies weren't clearly written by AI I might have a future.
Seriously, that guy that played Sawyer in Lost. He hasn't done anything since 2010. And he's not in these movies. Who are these actors? Are they working for headshots or something? Why are there 7 seconds between lines--to meet run time? Why do they bother making a different soundtrack for each one (assuming they do)?
Watch part of one of these. You'll feel like you're taking crazy pills. Maybe it's a money laundering thing like all the inexplicable mattress stores everywhere? I think it might be human trafficking. Something's up.
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Violent Night was great
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Agreed, I had heard nothing about it until I stumbled on it on Netflix the other night. It's very reminiscent of Good Time and Uncut Gems, so much so I was a little surprised it wasn't a Safdie brothers movie like those two.ghostrunner wrote: ↑December 11 22, 12:13 pmEmily the Criminal is a really good straightforward hour and a half crime move with a bit of social commentary mixed in. Aubrey Plaza is great in it. Wanted to see it in theaters but it’s on Netflix now.
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Violent Night is fun enough.
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Stoked for seAvatar. I bet I’ll feel like a kid at the movies again.
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Avatar is Avatar, I guess. It’s bloated and corny (but less than the first?) and an amazing experience. You really have to go.BottenFieldofDreams wrote: ↑December 16 22, 4:19 pmStoked for seAvatar. I bet I’ll feel like a kid at the movies again.
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Bloated and corny or the most effective and subversive anti-capitalist propaganda ever made? All hail our greatest modern thinker, Big Jim Cameron!BottenFieldofDreams wrote: ↑December 17 22, 10:58 amAvatar is Avatar, I guess. It’s bloated and corny (but less than the first?) and an amazing experience. You really have to go.BottenFieldofDreams wrote: ↑December 16 22, 4:19 pmStoked for seAvatar. I bet I’ll feel like a kid at the movies again.