"Tactical Urban Vehicles"
- BottenFieldofDreams
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In both cases there was no way I was supposed to be seeing those guns and winter clothes and barrels of grain. I bet 95% of secret second basements have been outed by kids showing off to their friends.
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These are the same people who think Biden should be hung because gas was 3.59/gal
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- G. Keenan
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Plus, the rapture will have happened so there will no longer be any divine reward or punishment for immorality. It's gonna be paganism 2.0, baby. Bring on the orgies and animal sacrifice.thrill wrote: ↑January 25 23, 12:32 pmSame, but if they're right, I know where to go to loot for my survival needs as one of the left behind. They'll be gone and won't need it, right?BottenFieldofDreams wrote: ↑January 25 23, 12:26 pmGrowing up in an extremely conservative millennial Christian community, I know who will buy these. I’ve been inside a couple pretty amazing stocked secret second basements. It’s a weird fear/violence-fantasy extremely righteous boner these people have.
I just worry all those features will interfere with their rapturing.
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Will any cantaloupe be safe?G. Keenan wrote: ↑January 25 23, 1:32 pmPlus, the rapture will have happened so there will no longer be any divine reward or punishment for immorality. It's gonna be paganism 2.0, baby. Bring on the orgies and animal sacrifice.thrill wrote: ↑January 25 23, 12:32 pmSame, but if they're right, I know where to go to loot for my survival needs as one of the left behind. They'll be gone and won't need it, right?BottenFieldofDreams wrote: ↑January 25 23, 12:26 pmGrowing up in an extremely conservative millennial Christian community, I know who will buy these. I’ve been inside a couple pretty amazing stocked secret second basements. It’s a weird fear/violence-fantasy extremely righteous boner these people have.
I just worry all those features will interfere with their rapturing.
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Joe Shlabotnik wrote: Will any cantaloupe be safe?
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Nooooooo bro. You can still be saved. If you take the mark of the beast and fall into hedonism, you will be cast into the lake of fire. Do not fall for this trap!G. Keenan wrote: ↑January 25 23, 1:32 pmPlus, the rapture will have happened so there will no longer be any divine reward or punishment for immorality. It's gonna be paganism 2.0, baby. Bring on the orgies and animal sacrifice.thrill wrote: ↑January 25 23, 12:32 pmSame, but if they're right, I know where to go to loot for my survival needs as one of the left behind. They'll be gone and won't need it, right?BottenFieldofDreams wrote: ↑January 25 23, 12:26 pmGrowing up in an extremely conservative millennial Christian community, I know who will buy these. I’ve been inside a couple pretty amazing stocked secret second basements. It’s a weird fear/violence-fantasy extremely righteous boner these people have.
I just worry all those features will interfere with their rapturing.
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Oh [expletive], I didn't know that. So after the Rapture the left behind can still get a second chance? What do I have to do? Will I have to do actual good works in the apocalypse thunder dome, or can I just pledge my heart to Jesus like the Evangelicals and be saved that way?thrill wrote:Nooooooo bro. You can still be saved. If you take the mark of the beast and fall into hedonism, you will be cast into the lake of fire. Do not fall for this trap!
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I just want to know one thing:
With this mini-tank on wheels, will I still be able to honk for Jesus?
With this mini-tank on wheels, will I still be able to honk for Jesus?
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