"Tactical Urban Vehicles"

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"Tactical Urban Vehicles"

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I wish this was a joke.

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give me an f'n break.

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If someone gets out of one of those and is not dressed in full camo, they should be laughed off the face of the Earth.

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Posted this in the transit/transpo thread in Politics:

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That's a rednecks wet dream there. I expect them to start turning up around here any minute.

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So many "compensating for something" jokes, so little time.

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Besides the obvious nonsensical things do they not realize giving some of these whackjobs with guns a vehicle like this is [expletive] stupid?

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CardsofSTL wrote:
January 23 23, 8:26 pm
Besides the obvious nonsensical things do they not realize giving some of these whackjobs with guns a vehicle like this is [expletive] stupid?
No. In fact, I believe it's the point. I mean, think of the number of libs you could mow down at the next BLM march or county democrat summer picnic?

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Hurry - at these prices they won’t last long!!!

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I would take that $200 - $500k and just relocate myself to a country without insane levels of violence.

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