UPDATE: (Page 35) Everybody Hurts

[Maclowery]

Alright, fine, you don't have a lot of cash. We can work with that. Substitute the large amounts of cash for more condoms. Let about 5 drop out of your wallet. all Magnums of course. This is the appropriate time to look up at her as you pick up the condoms and ask, "Are you ready for a little desert?"

[Maclowery]

Also, if you don't own a gun, buy a pellet gun. 1 that looks like a handgun. Paint the orange part and get a good holster. Every now and then, raise your arms like you're stretching so that it lifts up your jean jacket and reveals your gun. This way she knows you can protect her from the dangers St. Louis has to offer. Also, she will be less likely to turn you down when you tell her she's coming home with you... you know... because of "the implication".

That's like top 3 episodes ever for me. The Implication speech, Sweet Dee dancing with the balloon-man, Charlie diving for treasure, and Patrick Swayze's weird looking brother.

[Freed Roger]

We hadn't really decided on a place. Where should we go?

Mall food court -can't go wrong there. Especially if you have some groupons, and condoms.

[TGantz]

Ok, I appreciate the humor. But can anyone give a serious suggestion as to where?

[Freed Roger]

Ok, I appreciate the humor. But can anyone give a serious suggestion as to where?

what's your location?

[Michael]

I just confirmed Red Lobster's all-you-can-eat shrimp deal is happening. That would be a very romantic setting.

edit - If you don't know what she likes I suggest Italian. Everyone can find something to eat on an Italian menu.

[Freed Roger]

You should be PMing Mr. Haltz as to where he works. Then order the Dr Pepper just to rattle his cage.

and edit - the Italian option by Michael is a good bet. seriously.

[cardsfantx]

those all sounded like reasonable choices?!?!

i haven't been to stl in years, but the hill was always a safe bet for a date

[Fat_Bulldog]

Just have a bucket of fried chicken in the car along with the cooler of Busch beer. Proceed to eat a chicken leg while you're driving and ask her if she'd like one.

Arrive at dive bar. Buy her tequila and pucker shots. When it's time, tell her that you're ready and that she might want to freshen up in the bathroom before you leave. Then, explain that you don't like to seem too forward or pushy on a first date, that's why you've got a 4 hour block rented at the Quality Inn vs. going back to your place.

(If you're going to play it safe with Italian, Fazoli's has free breadsticks with your order)

[cardsfantx]

wtf is wrong with busch beer?!?!?!