Tiger Woods RIP (as far as pro golf is concerned)

[BottenFieldofDreams]

Hi gilgos. Would you mind if I replace the g’s in your name with d’s. It would be pretty hilarious, see.

Well this makes no sense without the spambot message it followed. Just believe me when I say it was next level funny. [expletive] your pants and quit your job and move to a monastery in Nepal funny. Existential crisis level funny.

You MAY be able to piece it together, but still something was lost.

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Three days ago he announces a return to major championship competition this summer and today he again rolls his SUV and jailed on a DUI. A tragic story gets even more so.