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Audible farting at the urinals?

Acceptable. You're in the bathroom, right?
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Not acceptable. Take it to a stall, buddy.
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G. Keenan wrote:I don't condone it but I don't hold it against anyone.

What I can't stand is when people hawk a big ol' loogy into the urinal while they pee. Is that really necessary?
what about taking a crap in the urinal?
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Jocephus wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:I don't condone it but I don't hold it against anyone.

What I can't stand is when people hawk a big ol' loogy into the urinal while they pee. Is that really necessary?
what about taking a crap in the urinal?
It's okay as long as it's at the public swimming pool.
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Post by G. Keenan »

Cronos69 wrote:
Jocephus wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:I don't condone it but I don't hold it against anyone.

What I can't stand is when people hawk a big ol' loogy into the urinal while they pee. Is that really necessary?
what about taking a crap in the urinal?
It's okay as long as it's at the public swimming pool.
But why wouldn't just go in the pool in that case?
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Post by Jocephus »

G. Keenan wrote:
Cronos69 wrote:
Jocephus wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:I don't condone it but I don't hold it against anyone.

What I can't stand is when people hawk a big ol' loogy into the urinal while they pee. Is that really necessary?
what about taking a crap in the urinal?
It's okay as long as it's at the public swimming pool.
But why wouldn't just go in the pool in that case?
'cause its really just a candy bar
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Jocephus wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:
Cronos69 wrote:
Jocephus wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:I don't condone it but I don't hold it against anyone.

What I can't stand is when people hawk a big ol' loogy into the urinal while they pee. Is that really necessary?
what about taking a crap in the urinal?
It's okay as long as it's at the public swimming pool.
But why wouldn't just go in the pool in that case?
'cause its really just a candy bar
Baby Ruth. mmmmm.
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Post by Cronos »

StatmanCrothers wrote:
Jocephus wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:
Cronos69 wrote:
Jocephus wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:I don't condone it but I don't hold it against anyone.

What I can't stand is when people hawk a big ol' loogy into the urinal while they pee. Is that really necessary?
what about taking a crap in the urinal?
It's okay as long as it's at the public swimming pool.
But why wouldn't just go in the pool in that case?
'cause its really just a candy bar
Baby Ruth. mmmmm.
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Jocephus wrote:this is a TMI thing, but im gonna say it anyways...


one time, at my work bathroom, im in the stall...then these people come in, and are snickering about the smell...and then they left real quick...and im like "hey, whats it supposed to smell like? roses?"
where i work they put cans of air freshener in each stall, it is an unwritten rule that you give a courtesy spray before unleashing the stink.
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sparks wrote:
Jocephus wrote:this is a TMI thing, but im gonna say it anyways...


one time, at my work bathroom, im in the stall...then these people come in, and are snickering about the smell...and then they left real quick...and im like "hey, whats it supposed to smell like? roses?"
where i work they put cans of air freshener in each stall, it is an unwritten rule that you give a courtesy spray before unleashing the stink.

oh i would...if they had air fresheners in there...probably get stolen though, being a public, campus bathroom...
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Tambourine Man wrote:If a lady farts in the forest and there is nobody around to hear it does it make a sound?
If a man speaks in a forest, and there are no women around to hear...is he still wrong?

On a side note...how'd I miss this thread??
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stretch wrote:
jim wrote:I'm not even sure I could pee and fart at the same time.
I'm not even sure I could pee and not fart at the same time.
Hilarious and true
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