Obama/Biden vs. McCain/Palin

[cpebbles]

Even though I'm with them on this issue and many others, I've been hoping for a government agency to put the fear of god into 4chan for a very long time. That entire board is one giant collection of immature little deviants playing their warped version of alpha male thanks to the anonymity of the internet. It's like a cautionary tale of how Revenge of the Nerds would play out in real life.

EDIT: Since people will distort the context, I'm with them on the general anti-Palin issue, not the hacking into email thing.

[PujolJunkie]

is it wrong that i find rachel maddow sexy?

i think its 'cause i can never have her.

No man will ever have Rachel Maddow. Nor woman.

She's entirely out of everyone's league.

EDIT: Nevermind. She has a wife. That still doesn't mean she isn't out of everyone's league. Her wife just got extremely lucky.

I think Maddow's appeal is 95% intellectual for me. Seriously.

[Jocephus]

is it wrong that i find rachel maddow sexy?

i think its 'cause i can never have her.

No man will ever have Rachel Maddow. Nor woman.

She's entirely out of everyone's league.

EDIT: Nevermind. She has a wife. That still doesn't mean she isn't out of everyone's league.

yeah...shes a total bulldyke, but i still find her sexy (again, 'cause shes smart and i can never have her)


/guinness

[PujolJunkie]

is it wrong that i find rachel maddow sexy?

i think its 'cause i can never have her.

No man will ever have Rachel Maddow. Nor woman.

She's entirely out of everyone's league.

EDIT: Nevermind. She has a wife. That still doesn't mean she isn't out of everyone's league.

yeah...shes a total bulldyke, but i still find her sexy (again, 'cause shes smart and i can never have her)

/guinness

You know what? Despite the fact that she looks like what I would consider to be a lesbian, I thought she was straight. Go figure.

[Jocephus]

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[Jocephus]

i just want to post this

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[Joe Shlabotnik]

Has anyone heard this absolutely bizarre witchcraft story with Palin's pastor? The story is that he spoke about going to Africa and driving witches out that were causing car accidents or something?

Surely that can't be, but yet another saga in a truly bizarre election season.

Close - google 'Palin African Pastor' and you'll get lots of hits. Interesting this is getting more play and I think it broke in Europe. But there is video footage to boot so its real. Here is story from http://timesonline.typepad.com/uselecti ... ed-el.html

The pastor whose prayer Sarah Palin says helped her to become governor of Alaska founded his ministry with a witch hunt against a Kenyan woman whom he accused of causing car accidents through demonic spells.

At a speech at the Wasilla Assembly of God on June 8 this year, Palin described how Thomas Muthee had laid his hands on her when he visited the church as a guest preacher in late 2005, prior to her successful gubernatorial bid.

In video footage of the speech, she is seen saying: "As I was mayor and Pastor Muthee was here and he was praying over me, and you know how he speaks and he's so bold. And he was praying "Lord make a way, Lord make a way."

"And I'm thinking, this guy's really bold, he doesn't even know what I'm going to do, he doesn't know what my plans are. And he's praying not "Oh Lord, if it be your will may she become governor," no, he just prayed for it. He said, "Lord make a way and let her do this next step. And that's exactly what happened."

She then adds: "So, again, very, very powerful, coming from this church," before the presiding pastor comments on the "prophetic power" of the event.

An African evangelist, Muthee has given guest sermons at the Wasilla Assembly of God on at least 10 occasions in his role as the founder of the Word of Faith Church, also known as the Prayer Cave.

Muthee founded the Prayer Cave in 1989 in Kiambu, Kenya, after "God spoke" to him and his late wife, Margaret, and called him to the country, according to the church's Web site.

The pastor speaks of his offensive against a demonic presence in the town in a trailer for the evangelical video "Transformations," made by Sentinel Group, a Christian research and information agency.

"We prayed, we fasted, the Lord showed us a spirit of witchcraft resting over the place," Muthee says.

After the spirit was broken, the crime rate dropped to almost zero and there was "explosive church growth" while almost every bar in the town closed down, the video says.

The full "Transformations" video featuring Muthee's story has recently been removed from YouTube, but the rest of the story is detailed in a 1999 article in the Christian Science Monitor, as well as on numerous evangelical Web sites.

According to the Christian Science Monitor, six months of fervent prayer and research identified the source of the witchcraft as a local woman called Mama Jane, who ran a "divination" center called the Emmanuel Clinic.

Her alleged involvement in fortune-telling and the fact that she lived near the site of a number of fatal car accidents led Muthee to publicly declare her a witch responsible for the town's ills and order her to offer her up her soul for salvation or leave Kiambu.

Says the Monitor, "Muthee held a crusade that 'brought about 200 people to Christ.'" They set up around-the-clock prayer intercession in the basement of a grocery store and eventually, says the pastor, "the demonic influence -- the 'principality' over Kiambu -- was broken," and Mama Jane fled the town.

According to accounts of the witch hunt that circulated on evangelical Web sites such as Prayer Links Ministries, after Muthee declared Mama Jane a witch, the townspeople became suspicious and began to turn on her, demanding that she be stoned. Public outrage eventually led the police to raid her home, where they fired gunshots, killing a pet python they believed to be a demon.

After Mama Jane was questioned by police -- and released -- she decided it was time to leave town, the account says.

Muthee has frequently referred to this witch hunt in his sermons as an example of the power of "spiritual warfare." In October 2005, he delivered 10 sermons at the Wasilla Assembly of God, the audio of which was available on the church's Web site until it was removed around the time Palin's candidacy was announced. The blog Irregular Times has listings and screen grabs of the sermons.

It was during these sermons that Palin, who was then preparing for her gubernatorial run, was anointed by Muthee. His intercession, she says, was "awesome."

Her June 8 speech was to mark the graduation of students from the Wasilla Assembly of God's Masters' Commission, which, as Pastor Ed Kalins explains, believes Alaska will be the refuge for American evangelicals upon the coming "End of Days." After her speech, Palin was presented with an honorary Masters' Commission diploma.

[Freed Roger]

What's wrong with witchcraft. You know Charlie, Lincoln had seances in the White House.

http://www.prairieghosts.com/a_lincoln.html

one more reason to believe Palin = Lincoln right?

[Freed Roger]

Palin: ....and Charlie, what's the big deal about people in my church speaking in tongues... Joe Biden talks out his butt.

[GatewaySnayke]

This isn't so bad. It just means if Palin becomes presi -- err, vice president, we'll have someone who knows someone who knows God.