Alligator hands.

[maddash]

That's what I tell my son's Kindergarten coach pitch team.

Field ground balls with "alligator hands".....just like David Eckstein!

I should print 15 copies of this off on a color printer to hand out to each kid at practie this Saturday for them to tape onto the ceiling above their beds.

That part sounds really creepy after seeing what Doc pointed out in the pic.

[Tambourine Man]

And to think that they always say "He shows a lot of heart!"

[omaha_red]

That's what I tell my son's Kindergarten coach pitch team.

Field ground balls with "alligator hands".....just like David Eckstein!

I should print 15 copies of this off on a color printer to hand out to each kid at practie this Saturday for them to tape onto the ceiling above their beds.

That part sounds really creepy after seeing what Doc pointed out in the pic.

this thread could be a weiner.. i mean winner... winner... :slugasaurus:

[businessmansspecial]

It's the alligator tail.

nice.

Hey, I'm not the one that wanted to print it for a bunch of kids.

[docellis]

Those poor kids are going to develop massive feelings of inadequacy.

[StL Dan]

Those poor kids are going to develop massive feelings of inadequacy.

Ok...here's the deal, one of you photoshop wizards can turn Mr Dickstein into Mr Eckstein.

Then, I can print the image.

The kids will remain unharmed.

[Sausage_Gravy]

wowzers!

[TabascoElvis]

FIXED

but I had to use a really big brush!

[maddash]

Those poor kids are going to develop massive feelings of inadequacy.

Ok...here's the deal, one of you photoshop wizards can turn Mr Dickstein into Mr Eckstein.

Then, I can print the image.

The kids will remain unharmed.

Here you go Dan

[StL Dan]

Thanks for "fixing" Eckstein's crotch.

FIXED

but I had to use a really big brush!