UPDATE: (Page 35) Everybody Hurts

[Hudler]

Be sure to work how well your groinal area is manicured into the conversation...women dig that crap.

[Hudler]

She wants to get a drink tonight instead. I've never met with a girl one on one at a bar before. I've hung out with girls hundreds of times in the past year, and I'm not some kind of social freak or nerd. Just haven't had any experience with this type of thing. Handshake when we meet? Buy her drink? Drop condoms out of my wallet?

On a serious note, when you meet a date at a bar you should always sit with your back to the main area. That way you can't get busted checking out random broads walking by or bending over the pool table.

[InvincibleCakeEater]

It's 1:10 am and he hasn't updated, so I'm gonna assume he's runnin that ass into the ground.

[slide_into_first]

I'm guessing softcore.

[Cronos]

I'm glad this thread exists, if nothing else for the fact that it makes people forget about my third base thread.

[Maclowery]

It's 2:07am central time. I'm listening to Return of the Mack in TGantz' honor. Sir, I hope you tripped the life fantastic with your new lady. She's infatuated with you already, and tomorrow she'll tell all her friends she's in love.

Mark Morrison has told me it is so.

[cards2468]

[expletive], I missed out on the drink part.

Anyway, I hope you ignored all this terrible advice and instead jumped on top of your table and wagged your penis at her as your greeting.

[sighyoung]

He's disappeared. It's safe to conclude that he's half-way to the Planet Venusia in the Nebulon galaxy, where he will be an earth breeder to start a new Venusian-Earth hybrid species.

[TGantz]

[expletive], sorry guys. My internet at home is out. It went pretty well. I was definitely just being myself, and if she didn't like me, she didn't like me. Turns out she is interested in a second date. Not so sure I am. She was incredibly superficial and was making comments about how I won't make money teaching and my car is a piece of [expletive]. Kind of a turn off, but we'll see how it goes saturday.

[TGantz]

[expletive], sorry guys. My internet at home is out. It went pretty well. I was definitely just being myself, and if she didn't like me, she didn't like me. Turns out she is interested in a second date. Not so sure I am. She was incredibly superficial and was making comments about how I won't make money teaching and my car is a piece of [expletive]. Kind of a turn off, but we'll see how it goes saturday.