Random musings

[JL21]

What does AP style say about the word "chode"? Is it chode, choad, or choade?

[Gashouse]

What does AP style say about the word "chode"? Is it chode, choad, or choade?

I always thought it was choad, but Words with Friends let me play chode in a game against my M-I-L.

[lukethedrifter]

She should have chode you for using such a juvenile word.

[Gashouse]

She's a conservative Christian, and in the game before that, she played "sodomy". I felt like I had a free pass.

[JL21]

I wish my keyboard had a "You know what the [expletive] I meant" button for when I type stuff like "baseball-refeence.com" or "mgail.com" into my browser.

[cardsfansince82]

Chrome is really good at guessing what I meant, but it helps that I only go to like 10 websites total.

[heyzeus]

Through pure desperation I found myself at a panera today buying bagels for my in laws. Depressing enough as is. But these assclowns don't even make poppyseed bagels. Come again? That's like going to a Catholic Church, asking for communion, and being told
"Oh, we don't offer that here."

We never would have given the gift of bagels to you goyim if we'd known you were just gonna [expletive] them up like this. Those [expletive] had a CINNAMON TOAST bagel but had never heard of poppyseed. [expletive] [expletive]. [expletive].

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

Panera is teh worst. I had to go to target today because, despite all my promises to avoid it, I needed a life jacket for Jr. real quick and target said they had one. They didn't, I wasted about 15 minutes before going to a store 5 miles away and getting one. Teh worst. Panera and target should team up.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

It seems odd that eye doctors will dilate patients pupils and then shine a bright light into it when the sole purpose of the constricting pupil is to protect the eye from too much light. Not only that, but they have to hold the eyelid open because that too involuntarily closes as a means of protection from too much light.

[Radbird]

I don't give a [expletive] about Edward Snowden