Buying a house - rant/rave

[wart57]

Wooooohooooo just sent more docs over today! Should have final approval from the underwriters today, and be able to close on Monday!!!!

YAY I AM FURTHER IN DEBT!!!!!!!

[letsgocards89]

Congrats!!! We just relocated and the house hunting experience was not fun, so I know what kind of relief you're feeling.

[wart57]

Holy [expletive] [expletive], this process is worse than having a conversation with my wife!

Should have a final, final, final approval tonight and then we sign a [expletive] pile of more docs and transfer the down payment later, and maybe get the keys by tomorrow night or Thursday afternoon. Then I get to [expletive] pack and then move.

Somebody come kick me in the nuts and run over my dog, that would make this experience complete.

[wart57]

Holy [expletive] [expletive], this process is worse than having a conversation with my wife!

Should have a final, final, final approval tonight and then we sign a [expletive] pile of more docs and transfer the down payment later, and maybe get the keys by tomorrow night or Thursday afternoon. Then I get to [expletive] pack and then move.

Somebody come kick me in the nuts and run over my dog, that would make this experience complete.

I should't have said that, the HOA is trying to kick me in the nuts.

Stupis ass mother [expletive], [expletive] eating, [expletive], ball licking, Home owners assosiations are killing me.

If the 1% idiots want to go after someone, go after these [expletive].

Holy [expletive], pass the tylonol.

[AWvsCBsteeeerike3]

Please translate.

[Fat_Bulldog]

wart,

You have zero pity or empathy from me.

You made your bed, lay in it.

[cards2468]

wart,

You have zero pity or empathy from me.

You made your bed, lay in it.

Does his wife let him sleep in the bed?

[wart57]

wart,

You have zero pity or empathy from me.

You made your bed, lay in it.

Bite me

I have a 3700 sq ft home, and I am paying less than I was for rent.

HOA's suck.

It is my bed, I sleep in it every night. If Mrs Wart is mad, she can sleep on the couch.

[Fat_Bulldog]

wart,

You have zero pity or empathy from me.

You made your bed, lay in it.

Bite me

I have a 3700 sq ft home, and I am paying less than I was for rent.

HOA's suck.

It is my bed, I sleep in it every night. If Mrs Wart is mad, she can sleep on the couch.

Sounds like you did well. Congrats.

Also sounds like there's more than enough room for the in-laws to stay permanently.

[wart57]

wart,

You have zero pity or empathy from me.

You made your bed, lay in it.

Bite me

I have a 3700 sq ft home, and I am paying less than I was for rent.

HOA's suck.

It is my bed, I sleep in it every night. If Mrs Wart is mad, she can sleep on the couch.

Sounds like you did well. Congrats.

Also sounds like there's more than enough room for the in-laws to stay permanently.

My mother-in-law can stay as long as she wants, all the others can stay the [expletive] away....except hot cousin.