UPDATE: (Page 35) Everybody Hurts
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I like the song "Strokin'" substituted with "Squirtin'".
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Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2
Hell yeah! That sound REAL nice.planet pujolsian wrote:I like the song "Strokin'" substituted with "Squirtin'".
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Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2
0:17 has me in tears "oooh"JL21 wrote:Very NSFW
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Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2
Also author of one of my favorite hip hop lyrics of all-time: "I can fill you with real millionaire s**t. Escargot. My cargo."Fat_Bulldog wrote:Lyrics from Notorius B.I.G.planet pujolsian wrote:Is "squirting" a new term or have I just been deprived my whole life?Fat_Bulldog wrote:I think you've already [expletive] this up beyond repair.
Take one last shot at squirting her and then move on.
"If I wanna squirt her, take her to Fat Burger"
I like it. I use it.
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Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2
also
"believe me sweety, I got enough to feed the needy"
"believe me sweety, I got enough to feed the needy"
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Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2
All I got is beef with those that violate me, I shall annihilate thee.
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Listen, I'ma leave you right where you standFat_Bulldog wrote:All I got is beef with those that violate me, I shall annihilate thee.
Have the ambulance pass ya timberlands off right to ya man
'cause he [expletive], he ain't gonna do nothin but look
when it come to beef, he don't wanna do nothin but look
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Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2
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Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2
I had to end things with a girl I've been dating tonight. I felt like I did it as kindly and respectfully as I could have, and it needed to be done, but I still feel like [expletive] for doing it. 
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Re: UPDATE: (Page 15) Date #2
Sorry to hear that Cronos. That feeling is the pits. On the plus side, your dating life seems to have picked up quite a bit from the early days of the board.





