Random musings

[cardsfansince82]

I'm going to assume wart's wife found GRB and he's now strapped to a bed with broken, mangled feet like that guy in Misery.

[heyzeus]

I'm going to assume wart's wife found GRB and he's now strapped to a bed with broken, mangled feet like that guy in Misery.

I kinda assumed that his many children had poured grape juice into all of his computing devices.

[cardsfansince82]

My work area includes two overlaughers seated next to each other and it's pretty much the worst thing ever. It's an all day contest to see who can annoy me more.

[heyzeus]

"I think I'll read the comments for an informed, enlightening exchange of ideas on this story." - no one, ever

[docellis]

I generally like my life but I continually wonder why I accept more tasks than I can reasonably accomplish without undue stress.

[Freed Roger]

Why do I feel like I'm getting screwed, and should have bought matches instead of these bbq lighters?


And why are all my musings like Andy Rooney?

[Radbird]

It's not enough to just say thank you anymore.

Now we have to say "thank you soooo much".

How much?

[Jocephus]

earwax has a very strange smell

[cardsfansince82]

My manager sent me an email today that closed with "sorry for the incontinence". Should I assume it was an autocorrect/spellcheck thing for "inconvenience" or should I be concerned for her well being?

[lukethedrifter]

I think the apology is only for those who may have sat in the chair after her.