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Goatse, internet legend?

Internet legend
5
23%
I wanna throw up
8
36%
I've seen worse
9
41%
 
Total votes: 22

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G. Keenan
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Post by G. Keenan »

thrill wrote:
G. Keenan wrote:I hate you.
I knew you'd do it.




The best thing about goatse is that the name is so vague that it's hard to imagine what it is. Then when you see it, it is so much worse than anything you imagined.
I only did it because you told me to. Twice. It was that second time that got me.

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thrill
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Post by thrill »

I'm not sorry. Pleasant dreams.

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heyzeus
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Post by heyzeus »

You are cruel people. Very very bad man.

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Post by JL21 »

This thread belongs in archives.

And I'm buying TFG a Guinness next time I see him.

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Transmogrified Tiger
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Post by Transmogrified Tiger »

For those curious, yet too afraid to look for yourself, Wikipedia has a description without a picture(probably still NSFW though).

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Post by Outshined_One »

Hmmm...let's go down the list of things I've seen worse than the goatse man on the internet...

1) Meatspin
2) Thundercats Porn
3) Calvin & Hobbes Porn
4) Flintstones Porn
5) A guy blowing his brains out in a police station interrogation room.
6) Tentacle rape.
7) Swap.avi
8) Bugeater 2: Cockroach Eating Girl
9) Amputee porn
10) Hentai with gore as the focus
11) Women crapping out bananas, eels, and squid.
12) Self-castration.
13) The video of the guy who died as a result of letting a horse screw him.
14) Maggot Boob
15) 87 and Still Bangin'

And way too much more for my mind to adequately comprehend. Goatse seems like an internet relic, almost endearing in terms of how relatively tame it has become.

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The Third Man
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Post by The Third Man »

Ah, yes, Swap.avi. The best part about that is how the SA forums specifically set out to commission that video. I love SA.

Also, an addendum to your list: E.T. porn.

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heyzeus
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Post by heyzeus »

Now i'm just scared.

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Post by thrill »

Outshined_One wrote:Hmmm...let's go down the list of things I've seen worse than the goatse man on the internet...

1) Meatspin
2) Thundercats Porn
3) Calvin & Hobbes Porn
4) Flintstones Porn
5) A guy blowing his brains out in a police station interrogation room.
6) Tentacle rape.
7) Swap.avi
8) Bugeater 2: Cockroach Eating Girl
9) Amputee porn
10) Hentai with gore as the focus
11) Women crapping out bananas, eels, and squid.
12) Self-castration.
13) The video of the guy who died as a result of letting a horse screw him.
14) Maggot Boob
15) 87 and Still Bangin'

And way too much more for my mind to adequately comprehend. Goatse seems like an internet relic, almost endearing in terms of how relatively tame it has become.
Chilling.

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G. Keenan
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Post by G. Keenan »

thrill wrote:
Outshined_One wrote:Hmmm...let's go down the list of things I've seen worse than the goatse man on the internet...

1) Meatspin
2) Thundercats Porn
3) Calvin & Hobbes Porn
4) Flintstones Porn
5) A guy blowing his brains out in a police station interrogation room.
6) Tentacle rape.
7) Swap.avi
8) Bugeater 2: Cockroach Eating Girl
9) Amputee porn
10) Hentai with gore as the focus
11) Women crapping out bananas, eels, and squid.
12) Self-castration.
13) The video of the guy who died as a result of letting a horse screw him.
14) Maggot Boob
15) 87 and Still Bangin'

And way too much more for my mind to adequately comprehend. Goatse seems like an internet relic, almost endearing in terms of how relatively tame it has become.
Chilling.
Outshines One has issues.

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