IMADreamer wrote:My back has been hurting since July. I'm starting to think it isn't getting better.
Hey, me too, ever since that ATV landed on my back on July 4th. I was x-rayed and everything but muscle soreness just won't fully go away. Annoying as hell.
You're lucky your liver and heart aren't living on in some fortunate organ transplant recipient.
Dr. Wexler: Alright, and here are you ailments for this week. By the way, Mr.
Kramer, you were excellent.
Kramer: Oh, thank you.
Mickey: Cirrhosis of the liver with jaundice! Alright I get to wear make-up!
What did you get?
Kramer: Gonorrhea? Excuse me, I think there's been a mistake, see, I had
gonorrhea last week.
Dr. Wexler: Oh, it's no mistake. We loved what you did with it.
Kramer: I don't believe this, I'm being typecast.
Mickey: Oh, my liver! Why did I drink all those years? Why did I look for
love in a bottle?
Dr. Wexler: Mr. Kramer? You're up.
Kramer walks in, his face is noticably yellow.
Mickey: Wait a minute. You are doing gonorrhea, aren't you?
Kramer: Well, we'll see.
Student #2: So, what seems to be bothering you today, Mr. Kramer?
Kramer (pulling a liquor bottle from his jacket pocket): Well, I guess it
started about twenty years ago when I got back from Viet Nam, and this was the
only friend I had left.
Mickey: Hey! That's my cirrhosis! He's stealing my cirrhosis! (he jumps
Kramer) You wanna be sick? I'll make you sick.
They fall to the floor, wrestling.
Student #2: Cirrhosis of the liver and PCP addiction?
Michael wrote:Last night I had a nightmare my wife had an affair and left me. In the morning I let her know we're going to burqa shopping this weekend.
If you're like me you're still pissed at her the rest of the day. Not sure if this is unique, my emotions from dreams carry over longer than the ones I feel in waking life. I've had dreams about making out with or being in a relationship with other women, and I'm weird around them for a while. Once had a dream about Scarlett Johansson and was obsessed with her the rest of the day. Literally could not stop thinking about her for hours. Then there are the dreams where something bad happens to me or my wife or kids. That's tough to shake.
IMADreamer wrote:My back has been hurting since July. I'm starting to think it isn't getting better.
Hey, me too, ever since that ATV landed on my back on July 4th. I was x-rayed and everything but muscle soreness just won't fully go away. Annoying as hell.
Michael wrote:Last night I had a nightmare my wife had an affair and left me. In the morning I let her know we're going to burqa shopping this weekend.
If you're like me you're still pissed at her the rest of the day. Not sure if this is unique, my emotions from dreams carry over longer than the ones I feel in waking life. I've had dreams about making out with or being in a relationship with other women, and I'm weird around them for a while. Once had a dream about Scarlett Johansson and was obsessed with her the rest of the day. Literally could not stop thinking about her for hours. Then there are the dreams where something bad happens to me or my wife or kids. That's tough to shake.
Michael wrote:Last night I had a nightmare my wife had an affair and left me. In the morning I let her know we're going to burqa shopping this weekend.
If you're like me you're still pissed at her the rest of the day. Not sure if this is unique, my emotions from dreams carry over longer than the ones I feel in waking life. I've had dreams about making out with or being in a relationship with other women, and I'm weird around them for a while. Once had a dream about Scarlett Johansson and was obsessed with her the rest of the day. Literally could not stop thinking about her for hours. Then there are the dreams where something bad happens to me or my wife or kids. That's tough to shake.
I'm not like you.
Freak.
Lol.
I guess it's good I don't usually remember my dreams.
my boss whos only like, in his mid to late 30s, had a massive heart attack last night. 100% blockage in one artery and they had to put a stent in. he and his wife are expecting their first baby in feb. very weird. and scary.
