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Re: World Cup 2026

Posted: July 7 26, 9:21 am
by OhtheBerkmanity
I think your best play here might have been that our best soccer player is way more British than American (like all those German kids on the team) and, hysterically, only eligible because of birthright citizenship.

Re: World Cup 2026

Posted: July 7 26, 9:26 am
by Joe Shlabotnik
OhtheBerkmanity wrote:
July 7 26, 9:21 am
I think your best play here might have been that our best soccer player is way more British than American (like all those German kids on the team) and, hysterically, only eligible because of birthright citizenship.
I noticed that too. :-s :-s

Re: World Cup 2026

Posted: July 7 26, 9:27 am
by OhtheBerkmanity
Famous Mortimer wrote:
July 7 26, 8:48 am
OhtheBerkmanity wrote:
July 7 26, 8:34 am
Famous Mortimer wrote:
July 7 26, 8:21 am
Ahahahahahahahaaaaaa
Soccer. Soccer. Soccer.
Remind me what that second F in FIFA stands for
Facilitating Qatari slave murder

I still want to do well in their stupid amazing tournament though.

Re: World Cup 2026

Posted: July 7 26, 9:35 am
by Popeye_Card
I’m not sure what the first F stands for. Federation?

If it is Federation, and the A is for Association, isn’t that sort of redundant?

Don’t get me wrong - the N in both NBA and NHL are not appropriate for two international leagues. Maybe it should stand for North American.

Re: World Cup 2026

Posted: July 7 26, 10:57 am
by CardsofSTL
Popeye_Card wrote:
July 7 26, 9:35 am
I’m not sure what the first F stands for. Federation?
Fraternity of Irrational Federation [expletive]

Re: World Cup 2026

Posted: July 7 26, 11:01 am
by Popeye_Card
Footballers Initially, Floppers Always

Re: World Cup 2026

Posted: July 7 26, 11:16 am
by OhtheBerkmanity
Fortifying Ill-gotten Fortunes Assholically

Re: World Cup 2026

Posted: July 7 26, 11:20 am
by OhtheBerkmanity
Popeye_Card wrote:
July 7 26, 11:01 am
Footballers Initially, Floppers Always
I actually think in the last two WC’s they’ve really come a long way on the things I hate most about the game: stoppage time used to be 3-4 minutes regardless of action. And this time flopping around in fake pain was much quicker to resolve with the ‘fine: then leave the field and you don’t play for a while’ rule

Re: World Cup 2026

Posted: July 7 26, 11:25 am
by OhtheBerkmanity
Felating Ignoble Fascists Alarmingly

Re: World Cup 2026

Posted: July 7 26, 7:06 pm
by pioneer98
Egypt was absolutely robbed by the refs vs Argentina

In fact, they're like the 4th African national team that lost after 90 minutes in heartbreaking fashion (stopped time, extra time or penalty kicks). It's a trend