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The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
Posted: March 25 11, 9:21 am
by thrill
YEAR 6, FOOLS!
Yes, I'm a douche for forgetting I was the commissioner of this (if anyone else wants to be, I'll gladly cede power. Whatever the opposite of Hosni Mubarak is, I am that in the world of fantasy baseball league commishes.
THE DRAFT IS THIS SUNDAY, 7PM CST.
It is of course, ESPN auction style, as all the hottest drafts are. I recommend you attend because it is a) fun and b) you need more big voice auctioneer guy in your life, as we all do.
POST YOUR 6 KEEPERS HERE ASAP SO I CAN GET THEM IN BEFORE THE DRAFT, OTHERWISE I WILL CHOOSE THEM AND YOU WILL NOT AGREE WITH MY CHOICES.
Again, a thousand pardons for douchey neglect of my duties.
Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
Posted: March 25 11, 9:30 am
by JackofDiamonds
TEAM: Heyward Jablowme
[expletive], I have 8 guys I want to keep... 8 person keeper league this year?
Robinson Cano
Hanley Ramirez
Carl Crawford
Jason Heyward
Dan Haren
Josh Johnson
Justin Verlander
Mariano Rivera
Ugh, I guess I'll go:
Cano, Ramirez, Crawford, Heyward, Haren, Verlander
Unless I change my mind.
Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
Posted: March 25 11, 9:35 am
by Swirls
Wainwrighteous Dudes:
1. Brian McCann
2. Dustin Pedroia
3. Troy Tulowitzki
4. Jose Bautista
5. Joakim Soria
6. Neil Walker
Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
Posted: March 25 11, 9:37 am
by Swirls
JoD,
Unlike you, I had to struggle to find 6 people worthy of keeping - since Strasburg and Waino are out for the year, that knocked out two of my would-be automatic keepers.
Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
Posted: March 25 11, 9:40 am
by thrill
This just in, my keepers suck.
Adrian Gonzalez
Tim Lincecum
Chris Carpenter
David Wright
Jose Reyes
Justin Upton
Please include your team name with your keepers so I don't have to guess.
Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
Posted: March 25 11, 9:42 am
by planet planet
Beaver Shooters
Pujols, Mauer, Youkilis, C. Lee, Price, J. Weaver
Ugh. Thrill, your keepers are awesome compared to mine!
Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
Posted: March 25 11, 9:43 am
by JackofDiamonds
Swirls wrote:JoD,
Unlike you, I had to struggle to find 6 people worthy of keeping - since Strasburg and Waino are out for the year, that knocked out two of my would-be automatic keepers.
I'm also leaving off Ellsbury (and McCutchen, though he's a stretch for a keeper).
Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
Posted: March 25 11, 9:54 am
by clevername
lazy bums
ARod
Kinsler
Hamilton
Dunn
Sabathia
Gallardo
yech.
Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
Posted: March 25 11, 10:10 am
by Fan_In_NY
Wait is the auction values that we drafted players at important at all? Or no?
Re: The only h2h fantasy keeper league the [expletive] matters
Posted: March 25 11, 10:31 am
by JackofDiamonds
Fan_In_NY wrote:Wait is the auction values that we drafted players at important at all? Or no?
Ooh, wait, $42?